One round Down at the bar and another in the chamber One round Cock it back, knock it back, you know I like a little danger Oh, my god, I'm sinkin' And, oh, my god, what was I thinkin'? When you peeled out of town in your old Corvette And you packed all your bags full of my regret And you made it 'cross the river and you changed your name and I never called you again One round Don't throw it in until you see me go down One round Don't stop that fight 'til I'm on the ground Oh, my god, what was I thinkin'? And, oh, my god, we are sinkin' Well, I had to leave town just to see if you'd follow So I packed my bags full of guilt and sorrow Finally looked back and saw I'd lost my best friend And I never called you again Except for... One round Down at the bar and another in the chamber One round Cock it back, knock it back, you know I like a little danger Oh, my god, what was I thinkin'? And, oh, my god, we are sinkin' When you peeled out of town (Well, I had to leave town) in your old Corvette (just to see if you'd follow) And you packed all your bags (So I packed my bags) full of my regret (full of guilt and sorrow) And you made it 'cross the river (Finally looked back) and you changed your name (and saw I'd lost my best friend) and I never called you again (and I never called you again) Except for... One round One round One round

We met on Share-A-Ride We did that Carpool Slide We listened to The Drive Headin' to the city in the morning I learned her favorite song Made a mix tape three discs long Thought we were goin' strong 'Til she told me I was creepy and boring Barrelin' down the highway I keep crossin' that center line With only my seatbelt to hold me I'm on empty for all of time Who gave you this license to drive me crazy? You know the way to rev me up You know I'm red linin', baby No three point turns for you, my dead end lady Who gave you this license to drive me crazy? I tried to play it sane Got a tattoo of her name But it was all in vain Now I drive alone to the city in the morning You're the one with the flashin' lights So why'm I tryin' to pull you over? I see you there in my rearview mirror and I swear you're getting closer Barrelin' down the highway I keep crossin' that center line With only my seatbelt to hold me I'm on empty for all of time Who gave you this license to drive me crazy? You know the way to rev me up You know I'm red linin', baby No three point turns for you, my dead end lady Who gave you this license to drive me crazy? Who gave you this license to drive me crazy? And we did that Carpool Slide

We've been bangin' for a little while, baby But I'm not ready to call you my girl I'll keep you hangin' for a little while, baby 'cause I know that I'm you're world We've been bangin' for a little while, baby And I kinda wanna call you my man Won't keep beggin' like a little child, baby I can quit you, yes I can B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! Tell me, do you breathe the future? Or do you choke on lovers past? Is this a wound that I can suture? Is this a spell that's already been cast? I get a little jealous, baby When I see you look the other way But I gotta keep my mouth shut, baby We're free and I should have a say B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! Well, maybe we were wearin' blinders and we couldn't see behind the vail We were thrown into the grinder Maybe, baby, we were born to fail The reason I keep comin' back, baby You're the best thing I've ever had You're not perfect, but I'll cut ya slack, baby No intent, so I can't be sad B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby (Bang, bang, bang it out, baby) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! (Bang, bang, bang it out, ungh!) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby (Bang, bang, bang it out, baby) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! (Bang, bang, bang it out, ungh!) We've been bangin' for a little while, baby But I'm not ready to call you my girl You're not ready now? You'll never be, baby What a shame, 'cause you made my toes curl We been bangin' for a little while, baby And I kinda wanna call you my man Is it my fault you never let me in, baby? Was it all part of your plan? B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby (Bang, bang, bang it out, baby) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby (Bang, bang, bang it out, baby) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, baby (Bang, bang, bang it out, baby) B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bang it out, ungh! (Bang, bang, bang it out, ungh!)

To the ones who tried to ruin us This song was written for you To the ones who put the screws to us To the gum on all of our shoes We're all guilty, swingin' sycophants on a gallows made for two To the ones who tried to ruin us It was me, if it wasn't you (I was wrong, wrong, wrong for so long, long, long) To the one who stabbed my chair To the one who made me pull their hair To all the alcoholics who were drowning just like me I know it wasn't my job to save them from themselves because they never learned to swim To the ones who dug our graves for us This song was written for you To the ones badly behaved of us To the bends in all of the rules We're all horny, hopeless Hedonists at an orgy with nothing to lose To the ones who tried to ruin us It was me, if it wasn't you (I was wrong, wrong, wrong for so long, long, long) To the one to raided my drugs To the one who hated me for my love To the one who cheated with me but never learned the game In a hotel burning Bible joints The liars were so easy to live with after I survived the first To the ones who tried to ruin us This song was written for you To the ones who put the screws to us To the gum on all of our shoes We're all horny, hopeless sycophants on a gallows with nothing to lose To the ones who tried to ruin us It was me, if it wasn't you (I was wrong, wrong, wrong for so long, long, long) To the one who keyed my car To the one who stood back way too far To the one who couldn't empathize and drifted off inside To the one who fucked me in the ass, but never asked permission To the one who wouldn't hold me even when I begged them to You saw me as an object and I saw you as a plot twist I stood you up, you laughed at me, you made me wanna die Why'd you make me choke you then cry more tears than I could? You drugged me, raped me, pissed yourself and now I've got it all